Welcome back to another edition of TGIF: ICE on Ice, where we bring you the least funny news from America. But here's where it gets controversial...
No one's popular anymore. Not the Democrats, not the Republicans, and certainly not Donald Trump. While the Democrats struggle to win over America, they're putting their political capital behind arguments that there are no biological differences between men and women in sports. It's like a Japanese soldier who doesn't know the war is over. And this is the part most people miss...
The media has spent the last decade telling people that Republicans are devils, but Americans still like them more. It's almost as though the mainstream media has lost credibility. We've fractured into two completely separate information bubbles that no longer intersect at all. So, what's the solution?
France delayed the G7 Summit because the White House is double-booked. They're doing a birthday party for Trump around then, and it's cage fighting! MMA, guys. America is so powerful on the world stage that we can postpone the G7 Summit because it conflicts with a cage fight we wanted to plan that week. Désolée. Aw, don't plan it around us. Just do it without us. You don't want to? Oh, okay! We'll send some dates that work for us. How's October looking?
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